Sipher Says Stuffs

Apr 15

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pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

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comedowntheroad asked: How do you treat puns?

therobotmonster:

First, you size it up. If it’s a little pun, or a clever one, you let it go on its way. However, if it has gotten big and aggressive you have to lasso the jaws, then approach from the side. Once you get it in a Russian Reversal, you can use your free hand to stroke its belly until it reaches a hypnogogic state. Then you carefully remove it to its natural habitat or a nearby rescue center. 

Or you let it loose in a crowd and run before anyone can punch you.

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Knock-Knock Jokes Written by the Three-Year-Old I Babysit

magnoliapearl:

1:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tall tall building!

Tall tall building who?

I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.

2: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Poop poop toilet.

Poop poop toilet who?

(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)

3: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Napkin Pal.

Napkin Pal who?

*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!

4:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there? 

A banana on your head.

A banana on my head who?

Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.

5:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Everything.

Everything who?

EVERYTHING

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fuckyeahmst3k:

Tommy Wiseau, ladies and gentlemen.

fuckyeahmst3k:

Tommy Wiseau, ladies and gentlemen.

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