If I were a reporter, I would say Benedict Cumberbatch’s name wrong on a regular basis and wait for his fanbase to explode and for people to try and correct me. Then I’d sit back and explain to them how this is the same way the media treated Quvenzhane Wallis and none of these people had complaints when it happened to her.
wow she has really long le—
wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful
truly, love knows no boundaries ;u;
Have I even told Tumblr that I have a new book yet? I do! And Erika Moen likes it.
Life Begins at Incorporation, a collection of political cartoons and essays by Matt Bors, is my favorite book I’ve read this year. Both his comics and writings are hilarious and brutal (brutally hilarious? Is that stupid to say?), cutting through American politics with laser-like precision. I honest-to-god laughed out loud while reading this and had to stop every other page to lean over to my husband and say, “This one! Read this one!”
His book is self-published with funds raised on Kickstarter and I can think of no better way for you to spend that $20 that’s been burning a hole in your pocket than right here, directly supporting an independent cartoonist who’s made political cartoons worth reading again.
Life Begins at Incorporation!
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(Source: xsinktheseships, via underscorex)
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
chair? CHAIR!?!? WHATCHA DOIN CHAIR !!??!!??
CHAIR I TRUSTED YOU