rosalarian: duessa: bacon-beer-and-boobs: ih8religion: There is just no answer to this - I might as well shut down my blog right now, because I see with clarity now that god must really exist or mothers would have more hands!! Thank you The Church of Christ.  Thank you. ;) -TylerI H8 RELIGION  After all, a woman’s only purpose is for the creation and care of the wee ones. Not only are we to bare the children, but we are to care for them while baring more. By this logic, we should have multiple hands in which to properly care for them. Evolution fails again. Whaaaaaaat. If God exists, how come he didn’t give women more than 2 hands? The human body is easily the biggest argument AGAINST any form of “intelligent design”. We are a poorly-made pile of parts.

rosalarian:

duessa:

bacon-beer-and-boobs:

ih8religion:

There is just no answer to this - I might as well shut down my blog right now, because I see with clarity now that god must really exist or mothers would have more hands!!

Thank you The Church of Christ.  Thank you.

;)

-Tyler
I H8 RELIGION 

After all, a woman’s only purpose is for the creation and care of the wee ones. Not only are we to bare the children, but we are to care for them while baring more. By this logic, we should have multiple hands in which to properly care for them. Evolution fails again.

Whaaaaaaat.

If God exists, how come he didn’t give women more than 2 hands?

The human body is easily the biggest argument AGAINST any form of “intelligent design”. We are a poorly-made pile of parts.

Reblogged 1 year ago from rosalarian (Originally from faqueers)
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  3. vanvelding reblogged this from itswalky and added:
    Guys, I think this is a “Being a mom is hard” joke, not a serious attack on evolution. Can we all agree being a mom is...
  4. rachelraygun reblogged this from rosalarian and added:
    lololololololol
  5. thenoirguy reblogged this from itswalky and added:
    If God is true, why didn’t he give mothers more hands?
  6. june85 reblogged this from tipsysips and added:
    Well you have two hand to double slap morons… or to single slap two morons.
  7. tipsysips reblogged this from rosalarian and added:
    Because we only need one to slap morons. The other one is a bonus.
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    /ragequit
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    Lolololol! Christians, y u so funny?
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    I don’t even understand what the fuck the question means. I…just… This is what happens when schools don’t have strong...
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  14. eldritchsandwich reblogged this from siphersaysstuff and added:
    If Creationism is true then why doesn’t everyone have an inborn knowledge of the bible?
  15. sol-domino reblogged this from itswalky and added:
    Well, can’t argue with that logic.
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    More isn’t always better. If you daughter was born with multiple hands, doctors would advise you to authorize an...
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